Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Jan29

Your Fratoscope: January 29, 2012

by tonyd on January 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that the iPad you bought in that truck stop is actually just a shiny clipboard. Aries:   While eating peanut butter you’ll bump into someone with deviled eggs.  Turns out, it’s not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan22

Your Fratoscope: January 22, 2012

by tonyd on January 22, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will find forbidden love in a Pizza Hut bathroom and give new meaning to the phrase “stuffed crust”. Aries:   You will participate in the “Scared Straight” program because of criminal behavior and learn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan15

Your Fratoscope: January 15, 2012

by tonyd on January 15, 2012 at 3:05 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will find out your car insurance does not cover accidents with hot dog carts and that you can eat hot dogs right off the ground if you’re hungry enough. Aries:   This week, brace […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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