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Jan08

Your Fratoscope: January 8, 2012

by tonyd on January 8, 2012 at 12:42 am

If your birthday is this week:  The “reputable” Russian dating site ships you the leg of a Ukrainian woman with a post-it saying, “You have insufficient funds to purchase this bride”. Aries:  The stars say, your coupon for pickles has […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan01

Your New Year’s Day Fratoscope 2012

by tonyd on January 1, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You New Year’s Eve Party will be a huge success to anyone who enjoys spending New Year’s with stuffed animals and cats. Aries:  You will make several New Year’s Eve resolutions, most of which […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec25

Your Christmas Fratoscope!

by tonyd on December 25, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You poor bastard.  Normal people have birthdays in different weeks so they get presents twice.  You poor, poor bastard. Aries:  The good news is, your boyfriend got you a puppy.  The bad news is, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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