Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Nov27

Your Fratoscope: November 27, 2011

by tonyd on November 27, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Jedi application will be rejected after a picture of you wearing Spock ears surfaces on the Internet. Aries:  You will win your ebay bid, but will regret buying Vince Vaughn’s old pants. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov20

Your Fratoscope: November 20, 2011

by tonyd on November 20, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will become sexually attracted to a cabbage and knock over a display in the produce section. Aries:  You will have a nightmare about someone machinegunning your house, then you’ll wake up and realize […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov13

Your Fratoscope: November 13, 2011

by tonyd on November 13, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your cellphone will text you the message, “I think we need to see other people.” Aries:   You will be kidnapped by aliens.  When they go to anal probe you, they’ll get so disgusted that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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