Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Sep04

Your Fratoscope: September 4, 2011

by tonyd on September 4, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You discover that no one wants to eat your world-record sized hot dog, mostly because you have to leave a large portion of it on the ground as you cook it a section at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug28

Your Fratoscope: August 28, 2011

by tonyd on August 28, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your pizza will arrive on time, mostly because hurricane winds drop the pizza parlor in your front yard. Aries:  Ignore your normal instincts this week, Aries.  When your house collapses, it’s best not to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug21

Your Fratoscope: August 21, 2011

by tonyd on August 21, 2011 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  While trying to meet up for Chinese food with some friends, you will accidentally send a flash mob to eat Dim Sum. Aries:  You will found several drafts of your obituary on your spouse’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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