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Aug14

Your Fratoscope: August 14, 2011

by tonyd on August 14, 2011 at 12:52 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your Popsicle fetish is uncovered during a routine examination at your doctor.  Sadly, you have no good excuse as to why your genitals are red, purple and green. Aries:   You next Internet date will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug07

Your Fratoscope: August 7, 2011

by tonyd on August 7, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The government will refuse to raise your debt limit.  Nice try. Aries:  Your Father/Son Day is marred when you get home and realize you brought back someone else’s kid and that you have no […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul31

Your Fratoscope: July 31, 2011

by tonyd on July 31, 2011 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  If you’re leading Libyan Rebels, this will not be your week.  Otherwise, you’ll have some waffles. Aries:   Your delicious Greek dinner ends awkwardly when you break all the plates and realize you’re in an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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