Posts Tagged Aquarius

436 results.
Jul24

Your Fratoscope: July 24, 2011

by tonyd on July 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Just like in Toy Story, your toys will come to life to remember the good old days when you played with them.  Unfortunately, they’re pretty pissed off because you used to stuff them with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: July 24, 2011
Jul17

Your Fratoscope: July 17, 2011

by tonyd on July 17, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, you’ll hit your elbow on the corner of a table.  It will hurt like a bitch. Aries:   Thanks to the popularity of the circus, a clown will invade your personal space.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: July 17, 2011
Jul10

Your Fratoscope: July 10, 2011

by tonyd on July 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  This week you’ll be given the unpleasant task of informing Chuck Norris it’s too late to go to Pakistan and strangle Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands.  He’ll weep and it will be […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: July 10, 2011