Posts Tagged Aquarius

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May22

Your Fratoscope: May 22, 2011

by tonyd on May 22, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  This week, you will demand that “those dirty hairy apes” get their hands off you.  Unfortunately, the bikers that are surrounding you, won’t get the movie reference. Aries:  Your joy at the amusement park […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May15

Your Fratoscope: May 15, 2011

by tonyd on May 15, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will cut your hand on the swear jar which, ironically, fills the jar, which, ironically pays your hospital bill. Aries:  Johnny Appleseed will take a pee in your garden.  You’ll cleared of all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May08

Your Fratoscope: May 8, 2011

by tonyd on May 8, 2011 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Mother’s Day Gift isn’t as well received as you expect.  Apparently, courtside Laker seats, a box of cigars and a trip to the stripclub aren’t her thing.  She hates the Lakers. Aries: Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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