Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Feb06

Your Fratoscope: February 6, 2011

by tonyd on February 6, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Godzilla will stop just short of stepping on your house, but fills your backyard with poop. Aries:  Your neighbors will bring you a “Welcome to the Neighborhood” gift.  Unfortunately, you moved to a bad […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan30

Your Fratoscope: January 30, 2011

by tonyd on January 30, 2011 at 2:40 am

If your birthday is this week:  The brewery down the street will explode and for one brief, shining moment, the street will be full of beer.  Don’t get caught unawares.  Have a clean bucket on hand. Aries:  Bad news, at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan23

Your Fratoscope: January 23, 2011

by tonyd on January 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say you will have 99 problems, but a bitch won’t be one. Aries:   This week, the mailmen you’ve locked in your basement will finally escape, except the one that truly loves you. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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