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Oct24

Your Fratoscope: October 24, 2010

by tonyd on October 24, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your blog will cause the Internet to jump the shark this week. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, asshole. Aries: Your idea to drink photocopy toner to get high works, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct17

Your Fratoscope: October 17, 2010

by tonyd on October 17, 2010 at 3:20 am

If your birthday is this week: Your attempt to extort pity sex from an ex backfires. It turns out the convent she entered frowns upon that kind of thing. Aries: The stars say, you will meet a special someone. Actually, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct10

Your Fratoscope: October 10, 2010

by tonyd on October 10, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll piss off all the muscleheads on the Jersey Shore and they will threaten to beat you. But, when you threaten to spray them with an inferior styling gel they back away. Aries: Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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