Posts Tagged Aquarius

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May06

Your Fratoscope: May 6, 2018

by tonyd on May 6, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your other personalities pick the worst theme for your surprise birthday party: isolation. Aries:  Someone will replace your soft serve ice cream with chemical tasting foam. Taurus:  You will lose your pants at the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr29

Your Fratoscope: April 29, 2018

by tonyd on April 29, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You birthday gifts will all come from the same gas station gift rack. Aries:  Your dream of it raining pizza rolls is realized when your microwave explodes. Taurus:  You’ll realize the monkey that offered […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr22

Your Fratoscope: April 22, 2018

by tonyd on April 22, 2018 at 1:21 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be made completely of other discarded cake from more popular people with birthdays that week. Aries:  You’ll be so upset about the death of Barbara Bush, you’ll completely cancel Barbara […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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