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May12

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 12, 2019 at 2:28 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your mother calls to remind you that your birthday’s not all about YOU! Aries:    You step on a crack and your mother calls complaining that her favorite football team lost. Taurus:    Despite […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May05

Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2019

by tonyd on May 5, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will taste like the sweet, sweet mayo your friends used as icing. Aries:   Some young punk will start trouble on the bus and you’ll step up and get off a stop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr29

Your Fratoscope: April 29, 2019

by tonyd on April 29, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The clerk at CVS wishes you a happy birthday, but won’t take back the candles you used. Aries:  Your new flavor of Tasty-Kake, “Underside of Mouse Pad”, meets with mixed reviews. Taurus:  The plumber doesn’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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