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May15

Your Fratoscope: May 15, 2016

by tonyd on May 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  William Shatner shows up to your party singing his halting version of “Hap…py Birth…day!” Aries:  The Devil buys your soul, but has buyer’s remorse and asks for your lottery winnings back. Taurus:  You will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May08

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 8, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mother’s various boyfriend’s throw you a birthday party, but it’s shut down by the fire department due to over occupancy. Aries:  You’ll lose your mom at the third or fourth bar sometime on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May01

Your Fratoscope: May 1, 2016

by tonyd on May 1, 2016 at 1:05 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party will be held in an undisclosed area, so no one gets to go. Aries:  The stars say, you’ll get a surprise enema. Taurus:  You’ll notice pubic hairs on your food reviewing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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