Posts Tagged Aquarius

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Mar02

Your Fratoscope: March 2, 2014

by tonyd on March 2, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gift will be confiscated by the cops and regifted to the one of the cop’s relatives.  That’s a shame, because it was some really good pot. Aries:  The stars say, cancel that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb23

Your Fratoscope: February 23, 2014

by tonyd on February 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone will leave your birthday cake out in the rain.  You won’t be able to take it, because it took so long to bake it and you’ll never have that recipe again. Aries:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb16

Your Fratoscope: February 16, 2014

by tonyd on February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For your birthday, your girlfriend forgives for forgetting Valentine’s Day. Aries:  You will punch a mollusk because he was being a little bitch. Taurus:  You will attain enlightenment by huffing paint, but no one […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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