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Jun30

Your Fratoscope: June 30, 2013

by tonyd on June 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will drop the musical birthday card down a crack behind the sofa and listen to “Happy Birthday” for the next 87 hours. Aries:  During your weightlifting at the gym, someone will sensually spot […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun23

Your Fratoscope: June 23, 2013

by tonyd on June 23, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday prostitute will have to be returned.  Unfortunately, she has no receipt. Aries:  You’ll get together with your hipster friends and do some hipster bullshit. Taurus:  The stars say get drunk, you’re way […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun16

Your Fratoscope: June 16, 2013

by tonyd on June 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your roommate gets high and bakes you a really awesome cake.  Awesome,that is, if you like cake made out of mostly baking soda. Aries:  The gophers infesting your lawn will dance to Kenny Loggins […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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