Posts Tagged Aries

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Nov25

Your Fratoscope: November 25, 2012

by tonyd on November 25, 2012 at 2:47 am

If your birthday is this week:  During you birthday bash, that old meatloaf you had in the fridge accidentally gets served as a dip. Aries:  This week, you will get served.  Better brush up on your dancing and start carrying […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov18

Your Fratoscope: November 18, 2012

by tonyd on November 18, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get what you want for you birthday, although you’ll be a tad uncomfortable accepting that much porn from grandma. Aries:  The stars say, last week’s buttery popcorn fart will start to offend.  It’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov11

Your Fratoscope: November 11, 2012

by tonyd on November 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will generously allow your younger cousin to blow out your candles on your birthday cake.  The six year-old will promptly sneeze on it. Aries:  You will lay a fart that will smell like […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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