Posts Tagged Aries

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Jul08

Your Fratoscope: July 8, 2012

by tonyd on July 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Julianne Moore will sneak into your house and steal the last slice of pizza.  You won’t see her, but you’ll  know. Aries:   Your action figures will come to life and tell you to stop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul01

Your Fratoscope: July 1, 2012

by tonyd on July 1, 2012 at 2:47 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that the “seeds” in the bottom of your iced tea are actually rat turds.  Happy birthday! Aries:   You will notice a significant decline in the quality of your cellphone conversations on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2012

by tonyd on June 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your surprise party is awesome until your party guests discover that porn DVD in your DVD player. Aries:  You will be disappointed at the movies either because you drop your popcorn or because you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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