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Jun25

Your Fratoscope: June 25, 2017

by tonyd on June 25, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be frozen to be thawed out on your next birthday so no one has to hear you bitch for a year. Aries:  You’ll win a corncob pipe in a Popeye contest because of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun18

Your Father’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on June 18, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dad will come back from getting smokes after 21 years and tell you it’s your turn to leave. Aries:  The stars say, your dad will develop a new app that will constantly inquire […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun11

Your Fratoscope: June 11, 2017

by tonyd on June 11, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cake will be glazed in the tears of your enemies, just like Conan. Aries:  You will somehow jack knife your VW Beetle. Taurus:  You’ll shock everyone at the miniature golf course by sinking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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