Posts Tagged Aries

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Mar22

Your Fratoscope: March 22, 2015

by tonyd on March 22, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will see Bill Murray at your birthday party, but he’ll take selfies with everyone except you. Aries:  You’ll find a tiny corpse in a green suit and green bowler hat, along with an empty […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar15

Your Fratoscope: March 15, 2015

by tonyd on March 15, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will come to the shocking realization that horoscopes are complete bullshit. Aries:  Your online avatar steals your girlfriend. Taurus:  The stars say, your roommate is drinking directly out of the containers in the fridge […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar08

Your Fratoscope: March 8, 2015

by tonyd on March 8, 2015 at 12:48 am

If your birthday is this week:  Money will rain from the sky, but later you’ll have to return it since those bank robbers hid their loot in a nearby circus cannon. Aries:  You’ll make friends with an obese shut in, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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