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Jan18

Your Fratoscope: January 18, 2015

by tonyd on January 18, 2015 at 2:12 am

If your birthday is this week:  The bakery that puts your face on your birthday cake air brushes your imperfections away with buttercream, making you look like a store mannequin. Aries:  A man spreading the Gospel of Jesus will burst […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan11

Your Fratoscope: January 11, 2015

by tonyd on January 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A version of you from the future will come back in time to assure you that time traveling is safe and that you’ll be winning the lottery just as soon as you can figure out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan04

Your Fratoscope: January 4, 2015

by tonyd on January 4, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Drunk New Year’s Eve you drinks all the liquor in the house, so Birthday you spends his birthday sober…again. Aries:  You will discover that your life has just been a very intense internship up […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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