Posts Tagged Black Friday

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Nov30

Ten Things I Learned on Black Friday

by tonyd on November 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

1.  Bear Mace is handy if you really want that Barbie Dream House. 2.  No amount of cursing will get the doors to Target open early. 3.  Shoving an old lady to the ground will buy you precious steps towards […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov29

Rewritten Headlines: China to Monster

by tonyd on November 29, 2013 at 12:01 am

China Vying for Next Country to be Bombed by U.S. Religious Guy Likes Poor People Politician Visits His True Bosses Aussies Decide to Act Like Idiot Americans Cougar Set Free Beverage Prices Spike at Basketball Game Handicapped People To Become […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov26

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on November 26, 2012 at 12:01 am

Our pledgemaster may not be the best when it comes to persona hygiene, etiquette or resisting the temptation to pull a booger out while your in the middle of a conversation with him.  But he is the exalted pledgemaster of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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