Posts Tagged cake

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Dec10

Your Fratoscope: December 10, 2017

by tonyd on December 10, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your friends get a deal on your birthday cake and it’s made up of other, abandoned cakes from the bakery with the names crossed out. Aries:  You’ll be mistaken for Drake and then be […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov19

Your Fratoscope: November 19, 2017

by tonyd on November 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your sexy ex jumps out of your birthday cake with a summons. Aries:  The fob you use to open your car will also open your heart. Taurus:  You’ll finally remember to close out all the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug12

Rewritten Headlines: Bad Bear to Car Vending

by tonyd on August 12, 2017 at 1:51 am

Bad Teenage Bear Pot Smoking Giants Lose Bong People Willing to Die for Facebook Trump No Longer Most Insane Republican Candidate Geico Mascot May Have Problem NYC Subway Officially Gets Worse Student Parties Way Too Much in College Still No […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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