Posts Tagged Cancer Capricorn

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Apr21

Your Fratoscope: April 21, 2013

by tonyd on April 21, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party gets kicked up a notch when you break open the pinata that had the cocaine smuggled in it. Aries:  The stars say, you might want to have that mole checked because […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec04

Your Fratoscope: December 4, 2011

by tonyd on December 4, 2011 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week: Frosty the Snowman will come to life in your front yard and make sweet love to your blow up Santa doll. Aries:  You’ll realize that you’ve held out too long in blackmailing Herman Cain.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov20

Your Fratoscope: November 20, 2011

by tonyd on November 20, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will become sexually attracted to a cabbage and knock over a display in the produce section. Aries:  You will have a nightmare about someone machinegunning your house, then you’ll wake up and realize […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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