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Jul31

Your Fratoscope: July 31, 2011

by tonyd on July 31, 2011 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  If you’re leading Libyan Rebels, this will not be your week.  Otherwise, you’ll have some waffles. Aries:   Your delicious Greek dinner ends awkwardly when you break all the plates and realize you’re in an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul24

Your Fratoscope: July 24, 2011

by tonyd on July 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Just like in Toy Story, your toys will come to life to remember the good old days when you played with them.  Unfortunately, they’re pretty pissed off because you used to stuff them with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul17

Your Fratoscope: July 17, 2011

by tonyd on July 17, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, you’ll hit your elbow on the corner of a table.  It will hurt like a bitch. Aries:   Thanks to the popularity of the circus, a clown will invade your personal space.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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