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May08

Your Fratoscope: May 8, 2011

by tonyd on May 8, 2011 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Mother’s Day Gift isn’t as well received as you expect.  Apparently, courtside Laker seats, a box of cigars and a trip to the stripclub aren’t her thing.  She hates the Lakers. Aries: Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May01

Your Fratoscope: May 1, 2011

by tonyd on May 1, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your kung-fu is weak.  Better buy a gun. Aries:  You will discover a cookie under the couch.  It’s a bit tangy and chewy, but you eat it.  That’s when your roommate will mention he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr24

Your Fratoscope: April 24, 2011

by tonyd on April 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your all-hobo production of Rent gets rave reviews.  Homeless people everywhere ask for your autograph along with any spare change you might have. Aries:  You will visit one of the cleanest restaurant bathrooms in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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