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Mar16

Your Fratoscope: March 16, 2014

by tonyd on March 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A group of muscular leprechauns come to your party to convince you to move the festivities away from Monday.  Fortunately, they get drunk and end up passing out in your punchbowl. Aries:  You discover […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar09

Your Fratoscope: March 9, 2014

by tonyd on March 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will watch a lot of Family Guy reruns, eat pizza and play video games.  Pretty sweet. Aries:  The stars say, no matter how many times you watch Check it Out! with Dr. Steve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar02

Your Fratoscope: March 2, 2014

by tonyd on March 2, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gift will be confiscated by the cops and regifted to the one of the cop’s relatives.  That’s a shame, because it was some really good pot. Aries:  The stars say, cancel that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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