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Oct28

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 28, 2018 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your parents will tell you that you have to trick or treat for your presents this year and that it’s likely all they got you was candy. Aries:  They will attempt to burn Trump […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan05

Rewritten Headlines: Smooth Criminal to Snow Dick

by tonyd on January 5, 2018 at 12:01 am

Smooth Criminal The Way Philly Measures Everything As Long As It’s Candy Airline Travel As Fast As You Imagine Santa Surprisingly Small and Furry Dude Harshing Our Buzz Miami Hates Ice Cream No More Jackin’ It at Disney Protecting Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct29

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your party will be interrupted by a waiter, who will ask if anyone else is coming. Aries:  You will eat a cupcake that tastes like earbuds. Taurus:  Your costume is too “racy” for the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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