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Nov11

Your Fratoscope: November 11, 2012

by tonyd on November 11, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will generously allow your younger cousin to blow out your candles on your birthday cake.  The six year-old will promptly sneeze on it. Aries:  You will lay a fart that will smell like […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov04

Your Fratoscope: November 4, 2012

by tonyd on November 4, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your fortune cookie will have a message that says, “Never trust a cookie.” Aries:  You will meet Drew Carey in a restaurant and he’ll ask if you’re eating the rest of your fries. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct28

Your Fratoscope: October 28, 2012

by tonyd on October 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be the tastiest ever, unless you’re on the East Coast, in which case, it will float away before you get to eat it. Aries:  You will forget to water your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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