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Feb20

Your Fratoscope: February 20, 2011

by tonyd on February 20, 2011 at 2:52 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your sponsor for the Olympic Beer Drinking Team steals your wallet and turns out to be a fraud.  Also, there is no Olympic Beer Drinking Team and you got drunk all those times for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb13

Your Fratoscope: February 13, 2011

by tonyd on February 13, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Remember, the leprechauns are not real.  You don’t have to listen to them.  Squirting that cop with mustard is your choice.  Also, that pot you bought may have been laced with something. Aries:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb06

Your Fratoscope: February 6, 2011

by tonyd on February 6, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Godzilla will stop just short of stepping on your house, but fills your backyard with poop. Aries:  Your neighbors will bring you a “Welcome to the Neighborhood” gift.  Unfortunately, you moved to a bad […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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