Posts Tagged Capricorn

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Jul13

Your Fratoscope: July 13, 2014

by tonyd on July 13, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will receive an inordinate amount of penis enlarging medication.  Someone is reading your emails!  Happy birthday from the NSA! Aries:  Although landmines do kill the gophers you’re after, it also destroys several newspapers […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul06

Your Fratoscope: July 6, 2014

by tonyd on July 6, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For the umpteenth time, those fireworks weren’t to celebrate your birth. Aries:  You’ll drop your cellphone through the cracks of a hot BBQ grill, missing your call and ruining the burgers. Taurus:  Half way […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun29

Your Fratoscope: June 29, 2014

by tonyd on June 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone gives you a black knit cap, black turtleneck and black pants, so someone talked about the robbery. Aries:  That friend you asked to pick up your mail while you’re away, he steams everything […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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