Posts Tagged Capriocrn

3 results.
Mar27

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 27, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The librarians insist that you move your birthday party to some place else because you’re cramping their style. Aries:  Your roommate drunkenly reveals that he’s a secret agent and tries to kill you, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Easter Fratoscope
Aug23

Your Fratoscope: August 23, 2015

by tonyd on August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will read, “Something generic.  I don’t want to spend a lot of money.” Aries:  You will be mistaken for a Taurus, which is bad because Tauruses are likely to get stabbed this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
1 Comment
May05

Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2013

by tonyd on May 5, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Wal-Mart themed birthday party is depressing, but incredibly cost-effective. Aries:  The stars say, keep your racist grandmother away from P.A. systems this week. Taurus:  Your Crackerjack prize will be a solid gold ring […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2013