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Sep10

Your Fratoscope: September 10, 2017

by tonyd on September 10, 2017 at 1:51 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will find out that your birthday cake isn’t hurricane proof. Aries:  Your comic book collection floats for a while, but eventually sinks along with everything else in your living room. Taurus:  You can’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep09

What’s Better? Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer

by tonyd on September 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

What’s Better?  Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer Throwing Up +1 point: it makes you feel better -2 points:  it smells really bad +1 point:  you might be throwing up because you’re drunk -5 points: you might be throwing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep08

Rewritten Headlines: Traffic Tiger to Breast Day Ever

by tonyd on September 8, 2017 at 12:40 am

Being Endangered is No Reason to Start Traffic Jam God is Pissed People Can’t Find Another Baker For Some Reason Last Store in America to Choose Pick Up Area Next Trump Gets Warmed Up Tinder May Not Be the Best […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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