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Jun18

Your Father’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on June 18, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dad will come back from getting smokes after 21 years and tell you it’s your turn to leave. Aries:  The stars say, your dad will develop a new app that will constantly inquire […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun17

Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy

by tonyd on June 17, 2017 at 12:02 am

Amazon is buying Whole Foods.  Soon, they may own a lot more.  Here now are Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy.  Every Yoga and Pilates school.  The recipe for Patchouli Oil.  The trademark for the word “hipster”.  The PBR […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun16

Rewritten Headlines: Broke Candyman to Ass Remodel

by tonyd on June 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

Candyman Really Needs Money Man Feels Awesome Relief Kang and Kodos Order Food Woman Continues to Ruin Beatles Slave Labor Gets Fired Woman’s Facebook Page Updated Man’s Dick Totally Addicted Joe Swanson Really Excited Tarzan Goes too Far Butt, She […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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