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Mar26

Your Fratoscope: March 26, 2017

by tonyd on March 26, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts will still smell like the dumpster where they were found. Aries:  You will accept a collect booty call. Taurus:  You will wake up in a mascot costume that smells like vomit. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar25

Ten Things You’ll Never See in Jail

by tonyd on March 25, 2017 at 2:31 am

 Really quality cutlery  Bikini girls  A high quality cigar  A personal helicopter  $100,000 in cash  Children of the prison guards  Slot machines  Steak Au Poivre  Rocket Launcher  A pogo stick bouncing enough to clear the walls

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Mar24

Rewritten Headlines: Tiny Town to Rick and Morty

by tonyd on March 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

Town Named Appropriately God’s Screw Ups Killing Us Never Bullfight Barbie Not Fat or Unfunny Virginia Cops Have It Easy Little Girl Going to Hell Man Gets Back Blockbuster Video Card Government Workers Can’t Do Their Job on Time Another […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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