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Mar05

Your Fratoscope: March 5, 2017

by tonyd on March 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll win the lottery, but then remember that you’re getting divorced and tear up the ticket. Aries:  You’ll catch a leprechaun, but he won’t have any gold because of his gambling problem. Taurus:  A […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar04

Ten Things I Expect Arnold Schwarzenagger to do After the Apprentice

by tonyd on March 4, 2017 at 12:01 am

 Get a bloody revenge against the network that wronged him.  Finally find Sarah Connor.  Do sit ups until he pukes.  Find another Kennedy to marry.  Learn how to properly pronounce “chopper” so he can tell people to get to it. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar03

Rewritten Headlines: Bacon Shirt to Zoo Cards

by tonyd on March 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

Man Makes Awesome Shirt Onion Headline Becomes Actual News Gross Food Makes Gross Poop Old People Still Not Figuring Out Email Shoes Made For Fat People People Patronize Special President  Jesus is Radical Dude Hangs Dong Boston Condo Uncool Amazon […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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