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Dec25

Your Christmas Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 25, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Santa invoices you for making him also delivery your birthday gifts. Aries:  An elf will wake you up at 3 am and beg you to hide him from his cruel task master, Santa. Taurus:  A […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec24

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do on Christmas Day

by tonyd on December 24, 2016 at 12:01 am

 Take the Christmas decorations down.  Open your gifts in the nude.  Loudly invite everyone in a church to come to your house to watch football.  Dress as Santa and run through the streets screaming, “I’m not finished!  I’m not finished!” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec23

Rewritten Headlines: Darth Robber to Wizard Bros

by tonyd on December 23, 2016 at 12:01 am

The Dark Side Comes in Handy Police Still Stupid Health Department Not Too Healthy Fuck Technology Man Wastes Everyone’s Time Doctor Doesn’t Give Two Shits No Bronies Here Politicians Obsessed with Poop Robot Discrimination in California Wizards Are Bros

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