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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2018

by tonyd on June 24, 2018 at 1:24 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will put your gift certificate for the massage parlor to good use. Aries:  You will accidentally join the Teamsters and they won’t let you leave. Taurus:  Your will pour your heart and soul […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun06

Ten Reasons Why I Won’t Fly Anymore

by tonyd on June 6, 2018 at 1:06 am

I like my dog. I like my stuff. I like hot chicks that dress hot.  I like my friends.  I like privacy at home.  I like my nose.  I like sobriety.  I like actually getting what I paid for.  I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May11

Rewritten Headlines: Pee Bomb to Swipe Very Left

by tonyd on May 11, 2018 at 12:01 am

Still Probably Better Than Their Hotdogs We’re All Gonna Die Clever Honey Thief Found God Answers Hipsters Prayers Coolest Zoo Guys Ever Rich Guy Really Needed Coffee Hilarious Thief Didn’t Think it Through Old Men Still Trying to Figure Out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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