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May22

Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Chocolate Cake

by tonyd on May 22, 2017 at 1:11 am

Ingredients:  Butter, flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, 4 large eggs, buttermilk, warm water, vegetable oil, vanilla extra, smart phone, health insurance card, 14 beers. Step 1:  Drink 14 beers at a fraternity mixer. Step 2:  Stagger […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr24

Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Root Beer Float

by tonyd on April 24, 2017 at 12:42 am

Ingredients: One Margarita, six beers, bottle of spiced rum, ice cream, large glass, wastepaper basket. Step One: Go out with girlfriend, agree to drink margarita’s with her. Step Two: Check out hot female bartender’s ass. Step Three: Get into argument with girlfriend, refuse to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar17

Rewritten Headlines: Green Puke to Fart Discrimination

by tonyd on March 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

Vomit to Contain New Flavors Oh, God, Nooooooo! Old Man Has Old Ideas Never Drink and Stock A Truly Good Donation Rob Reiner Training Monkeys Planet of the Apes Soon to be Documentary Pastor to Buy Entire Country Normal Day […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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