Posts Tagged Economy

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Aug31

Ten News Headlines You’ll Never See

by tonyd on August 31, 2013 at 12:01 am

1.  Congress Admits Screw Up; Docks Own Pay 2.  Celebrity Marriage Totally Stable 3.  Economy Completely Unchanged From Yesterday 4.  Gas Companies Create Week Long Giveaway to Promote Gas 5.  CEO Hands $1000 Checks Out to Employees 6.  Investigative Reporter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug22

Rewritten Headlines: Batman to Syria

by tonyd on August 22, 2013 at 11:35 pm

Actor to Ruin Another Comic Book Sydney to go Through Withdrawal Economy Does Not Include People Stoners Looking to Spend More Cosmonauts Run Out of Vodka Parents No Long Into Cutting Baby Dicks Red Bull Now in a Spray Defense […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct05

Rewritten Headlines: Cookies to Phillippines

by tonyd on October 5, 2012 at 12:01 am

Meaningless Election Judged on Meaningless Criteria Playing Baseball Too Much Pressure for Adult Man FBI Forgets Jurisdiction Economy Still Shitty Men Love Boobies Long National Nightmare Slowly Coming to Close Senator Offers to Spend More Tax Money to Fix Problem […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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