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Oct18

Your Fratoscope: October 18, 2015

by tonyd on October 18, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your s’mores will be good, so you’ll have s’more. Aries:  You future grandchild travels back to the past to thank you for your recycling and to borrow $60. Taurus:  Take a page from your grandfather’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct11

Your Fratoscope: October 11, 2015

by tonyd on October 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake is kinda small, but then Ho-ho’s are only a few inches across. Aries:  You’ll discover Call of Duty wasn’t very good training for actual fighting in Afghanistan. Taurus:  You’ll send your dog […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep20

Your Fratoscope: September 20, 2015

by tonyd on September 20, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For no reason, your cake will be shaped like Vladmir Putin’s nose. Aries:  The ghost of Abraham Lincoln will appear to you and demand a licensing fee for every penny you used over the years. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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