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Feb08

Your Fratoscope: February 8, 2015

by tonyd on February 8, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, happy birthday to you, you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Aries:  You are gaining weight because your trail mix is all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan25

Your Fratoscope: January 25, 2015

by tonyd on January 25, 2015 at 3:41 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mother hires a group of pirates to entertain your guests, but all they do is rip copies of all your DVD’s and leave. Aries:  The characters in your Simpsons iPad game will get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan18

Your Fratoscope: January 18, 2015

by tonyd on January 18, 2015 at 2:12 am

If your birthday is this week:  The bakery that puts your face on your birthday cake air brushes your imperfections away with buttercream, making you look like a store mannequin. Aries:  A man spreading the Gospel of Jesus will burst […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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