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Oct28

Your Fratoscope: October 28, 2012

by tonyd on October 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be the tastiest ever, unless you’re on the East Coast, in which case, it will float away before you get to eat it. Aries:  You will forget to water your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct07

Your Fratoscope: October 7, 2012

by tonyd on October 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be carjacked by a man in a giant taco costume. Aries:  You will read a newspaper.  The staff will personally call you to thank you for your patronage. Taurus:  Your laser tag […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep16

Your Fratoscope: September 16, 2012

by tonyd on September 16, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Go easy on the shrimp.  Turns out, the buffet is not free and you’re at the wrong wedding. Aries:   The Japanese will make a game show about your pathetic life.  It will be weird […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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