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May01

Your Fratoscope: May 1, 2011

by tonyd on May 1, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your kung-fu is weak.  Better buy a gun. Aries:  You will discover a cookie under the couch.  It’s a bit tangy and chewy, but you eat it.  That’s when your roommate will mention he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr24

Your Fratoscope: April 24, 2011

by tonyd on April 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your all-hobo production of Rent gets rave reviews.  Homeless people everywhere ask for your autograph along with any spare change you might have. Aries:  You will visit one of the cleanest restaurant bathrooms in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr03

Your Fratoscope: April 3, 2011

by tonyd on April 3, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The bad news is, your prescription gets mixed up with someone else.  The good news is, your prescription gets mixed up with someone who got much better shit from his doctor. Aries:  You find […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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