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Oct28

Your Fratoscope: October 28, 2012

by tonyd on October 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be the tastiest ever, unless you’re on the East Coast, in which case, it will float away before you get to eat it. Aries:  You will forget to water your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct14

Your Fratoscope: October 14, 2012

by tonyd on October 14, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A rat will jump out of your cake dressed in a very slutty costume.  Apparently that’s what passes for rat humor these days. Aries:  You will punch a girl scout.  It will be totally […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct07

Your Fratoscope: October 7, 2012

by tonyd on October 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be carjacked by a man in a giant taco costume. Aries:  You will read a newspaper.  The staff will personally call you to thank you for your patronage. Taurus:  Your laser tag […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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