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Jul30

Your Fratoscope: July 30, 2017

by tonyd on July 30, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  It’s summer, so friends grill you a birthday cake. Aries:  Your original charcoal etchings are worthless as no one wants to see Rosie O’Donnell in the nude. Taurus:  You’ll severely burn your gums before […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul23

Your Comic Con Fratoscope: July 23, 2017

by tonyd on July 23, 2017 at 12:59 am

If your birthday is this week:  Norman Reedus will jump out of your birthday cake and shoot the zombie.  Well, the guy in zombie make up anyway. Aries:  Your cosplay as the Crotchless Avenger doesn’t get you free entry into […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul16

Your Fratoscope: July 16, 2017

by tonyd on July 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Internet friends all wish you a Happy Birthday, but only if you upvote them. Aries:  You will be beaten by a group of Democrats for your insufficient criticism of the GOP Healthcare plan, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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