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Jul10

Your Fratoscope: July 10, 2017

by tonyd on July 10, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, pulling a fire alarm doesn’t count as a surprise birthday party. Aries:  You will discover that using your toe nail file to clean carrots make them taste funny. Taurus:  You’ll eat […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul02

Your Fourth of July Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 2, 2017 at 4:11 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday candles will explode to celebrate the birth of our country and embed jimmies under your skin for the rest of your days. Aries:  George Washington will come back from the grave to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun25

Your Fratoscope: June 25, 2017

by tonyd on June 25, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be frozen to be thawed out on your next birthday so no one has to hear you bitch for a year. Aries:  You’ll win a corncob pipe in a Popeye contest because of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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