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Jul12

Your Fratoscope: July 12, 2015

by tonyd on July 12, 2015 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  You friends tell you that your presents are on their way, assuming they don’t get outbid on ebay. Aries:  You find out that your obsession with Chinese fortune cookies doesn’t technically count as a gambling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul05

Your 4th of July Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 5, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your roommate gets you a sick amount of fireworks for your birthday, but sits them too close to your birthday cake.  Still, everyone in the burn ward wishes you a happy one. Aries:  You will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun28

Your Fratoscope: June 28, 2015

by tonyd on June 28, 2015 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your gambling addiction spins out of control and you’re force to let your bookie take your place at the surprise party. Aries:  The stars say, get some exercise you fat fuck. Taurus:  A 300-pound meter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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