Posts Tagged Gemini

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Feb23

Your Fratoscope: February 23, 2014

by tonyd on February 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone will leave your birthday cake out in the rain.  You won’t be able to take it, because it took so long to bake it and you’ll never have that recipe again. Aries:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb16

Your Fratoscope: February 16, 2014

by tonyd on February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For your birthday, your girlfriend forgives for forgetting Valentine’s Day. Aries:  You will punch a mollusk because he was being a little bitch. Taurus:  You will attain enlightenment by huffing paint, but no one […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb09

Your Fratoscope: February 9, 2014

by tonyd on February 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, stop wishing for snow, you ski-loving bastard! Aries:  The voices in your head come will finally come to an agreement.  Soup instead of salad. Taurus:  Your cellphone’s under the pillow. Gemini:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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