Posts Tagged GPS

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Oct22

Ten Things I Expect in a Saudi Arabian Embassy

by tonyd on October 22, 2018 at 12:01 am

 All the furniture wrapped in plastic.  A rack a cutlery labeled “not for use for eating”.  Several empty oil drums.  GPS app that tells you great places to bury stuff.  A closed room that was once used for interviews.  Several […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb20

Your Fratoscope: February 20, 2017

by tonyd on February 20, 2017 at 12:19 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your car’s GPS will keep leading you into a bad section of town until you put some crack in your gas tank. Aries:  You will attempt to surf while eating a cupcake, but you’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul15

Rewritten Headlines: French GPS to Dick Biting

by tonyd on July 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

French GPS Malfunctions Irony Probably Lost on Criminal Douchebag Hires Dickhead Hold My Beer Ernest Hemmingway Reincarnated Old Woman Can’t Shut Up We’re All Gonna Die Really Catching Them All Pooh Desperate For Honey Dick Biting Alert

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