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Jun10

Rewritten Headlines: Wells Fargo to Wallow Fire

by tonyd on June 10, 2011 at 3:29 am

Bah-bah-but-baaaaah! Bah-ba-bah, but-bah-bah! Bah-bah-but-baaaaah! Bah-ba-bah, but-bah-bah! Hey, bros, it’s time for Rewritten Headlines. When you don’t have time to read actual news stories, let Tony D tell you the news in rewritten headlines. Saves time and brain cells. It’ll allow […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May23

Rewritten Headlines: Oprah to Iceland

by tonyd on May 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros! Your news junkie blogger is here with another batch of Rewritten Headlines. Who has time to read the news, when you can just skim the important stories from my tactless observations? Enjoy! Real Headline: Farewell, Oprah Rewritten: Phil […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May06

Rewritten Headlines: Bin Laden to the Brain

by tonyd on May 6, 2011 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros: It’s time for the news, the way it should be written.  I like to write the headines so it gets to the damned point!  Why don’t the newspapers hire a tactless guy like me? Real: Photos Show Three […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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