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Dec02

Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2018

by tonyd on December 2, 2018 at 3:10 am

If your birthday is this week:   The pizza guy reluctantly tells you “Happy Birthday” for a three dollar tip, so you can get back to crying. Aries:  This week, you’ll smell the farts of a valued coworker. Taurus:  You’re so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov25

Your Fratoscope: November 25, 2018

by tonyd on November 25, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You friends pool their money and buy you an escort and she makes you an awesome cake. Aries:  You’ll discover that eating an entire pie by yourself is really awesome, but frowned upon in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov18

Your Fratoscope: November 18, 2018

by tonyd on November 18, 2018 at 1:40 am

If your birthday is this week:   The bakery offers you a discount on cake purchases, since you’re forced to buy your own cake every year. Aries:  Your test drive gets out of hand and you don’t get home until 16 […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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